February 2012
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twoshadesofgray asked: you're funny. and from texas. um. you're amazing
i have a love-hate relationship with lots of the people at my school minus the love part
just think there are people out there that ACTUALLY like LMFAO
liking someone’s post but not reblogging it is like giving a homeless man money but saying he cant spend it
WHO IS ONLINE
“i love being in a relationship”
– not me
it makes me angry when hot people think they’re ugly save the self-pity for us actual ugly people
i block any facebook friend thats subscribed to jamjars
me: *chats facebook friend*
friend: oops i have to go :S
me: ok!!!! bye!!!
friend: *stays online for another hour*
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when i grow up and im talking to my kids i hope they dont do research on the past and find out about LMFAO
are you from tennessee because i really want to strip you naked and hold you down against a while while i fuck you in the ass
if your breath smells like you got your lunch at a petting zoo please dont even talk to me
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i know this family
and the parents names are christine and christopher
their kids names are chris and cristoph
and they met on christianmingle
1612th:
you guys are retarded if you actually don’t do your homework
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like this and i’ll check out your
log
clog
fog
if you liked it then you should have put a ringworm on it
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coagulates started following you
I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU EVER SINCE YOU WERE S0CCERMOM IM IN TEARS hello
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tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2 started following you
hello i like you lets be friends
if you make your url seem like you liking a post is a sentence things like “youre-gay-but-i” go roll into a pile of setbabiesonfire clones
when people are walking really slow in the hallways
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
itsgaston:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
Funny, this is not.
shut up itsgaston i thought my post was funny
my mom: did you do your homework???
me: yes!!!!
me:
imagine if tyler oakley followed and promoted me and i got 347829157321057321 followers and blocked them all
neopiandictator:
snookidoughicecream:
tyler oakley reblogged my post
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im so sorry he reblogged it from me i didnt want it to end this way i just cant do this anymore i didnt think he’d follow me and then reblog from me everything is falling apart
tyler oakley reblogged my post
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tyleroakley:
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
A+
PLEASE GET OUT OF MY POST TYLER OAKLEY
15 people on my blog
what do u want
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freshprinceofkorea reblogged your post: if ur hot and i accidentally touch your butt in…
if ur hot and i accidentally touch your butt in the hallway it probably wasn’t an accident
snookidoughicecream:
if ur hot and i accidentally touch your butt in the hallway it probably wasn’t an accident
hello post
소변 축축한 잡초 엉덩이 뺨을 애니메이션의 음경
laughinghieroglyphic:
ghostkid:
korean is such a pretty language to look at written out
earlier i saw this really ugly kid and I was like “why am i looking in a mirror???”
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my butthole really hurts
tumblr drama is like man nipples
useless and kind of funny
commanderinqueef:
How many times a day do you poop?
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nobody laugh
if ur hot and i accidentally touch your butt in the hallway it probably wasn’t an accident
theoreticallypooping asked: im her lover tho so is maddi and elliott but we each join in sams butthole for a magical gay retreat and we eat the blood of unicorns
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Watchhow 2 seal call featuring me
*recites the lord’s prayer while having sex*
listens to blood on the dance floor
dresses like this
claims to not be gay
mondgay
tuesgay
wednesgay
thursgay
frigay
saturday
sundgay
if you have to tell people you’re sexy ur usually not (sly dig at LMFAO
in first period someone said I look like queen latifahs nipple